Kid Speak...

I'll break your computer because I don't like you doing computer stuff.
~Anderson

You're actually not the nicest guy ever, Daddy. God is.
~Laurian

Is God bigger than Uncle Matt?
~Anderson

Is Lainey non-fiction?
~Laurian

At the mall, can we see Easter the Rabbit sometime?
~Anderson

Mommy: Laurian, your room is a mess. You need to clean it up.
Laurian: Remember the 4th commandment, Mommy. Keep the Sabbath Day.
~Laurian

Do I have to die on the cross? (Easter weekend)
~Anderson

Is it Nice Friday yet? (the day before Good Friday)
~Anderson

I wish every day was the Sabbath.
~Laurian

Sister, when I'm an adult, can I borrow your DS? (Nintendo DS)
~Anderson

I wish my butt would light up. (while outside looking for lightning bugs)
~Laurian

The rest of the day, can I watch Pink Panter? (8:25am)
~Anderson

I have a forehead and Dad has a thirty-six head.
~Anderson

I want a football cake for my next birthday and a key lime party when I turn 6!
~Anderson

I don't like church...and I don't like mashed potatoes.
~Anderson