Kids Quotes

Anderson just thought that he hates me...I know that. I read his mind.
~Laurian

I said sorry to the potty for peeing on it.
~Anderson

Anderson: She threw a snowball at me!
Laurian: That's what snowballs are all about, Anderson!

If you don't like me, God won't like you.
~Anderson

For my birthday, I want an American Girl doll and another real brother.
~Laurian

Sister, how can you do two things at a time?
~Anderson

Today you can't get me in trouble because it's President's Day.
~Laurian

Did Calvin (our dog) come out of your tummy?
~Anderson

My favorite part of a funeral is the gunshots.
~Laurian

Monsters are bigger than snowflakes.
~Anderson

Mommy: You're not being nice, Anderson.
Anderson: Yes, I'm being nice. I'm being nice to myself but not to Lainey.

Mom, God tells you to stop talking.
~Anderson

You're the awesomest thing ever, Lainey. No, just joking. God is the awesomest thing ever. But you're the best sister ever.
~Laurian

Mom, tonight are we going to Chapanese? (restaurant)
~Anderson

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