Anderson's Message from Santa
Anderson received a personal message from Santa. Click here to see it.
Kid Speak...
I'll break your computer because I don't like you doing computer stuff.
~Anderson
You're actually not the nicest guy ever, Daddy. God is.
~Laurian
Is God bigger than Uncle Matt?
~Anderson
Is Lainey non-fiction?
~Laurian
At the mall, can we see Easter the Rabbit sometime?
~Anderson
Mommy: Laurian, your room is a mess. You need to clean it up.
Laurian: Remember the 4th commandment, Mommy. Keep the Sabbath Day.
~Laurian
Do I have to die on the cross? (Easter weekend)
~Anderson
Is it Nice Friday yet? (the day before Good Friday)
~Anderson
I wish every day was the Sabbath.
~Laurian
Sister, when I'm an adult, can I borrow your DS? (Nintendo DS)
~Anderson
I wish my butt would light up. (while outside looking for lightning bugs)
~Laurian
The rest of the day, can I watch Pink Panter? (8:25am)
~Anderson
I have a forehead and Dad has a thirty-six head.
~Anderson
I want a football cake for my next birthday and a key lime party when I turn 6!
~Anderson
I don't like church...and I don't like mashed potatoes.
~Anderson
~Anderson
You're actually not the nicest guy ever, Daddy. God is.
~Laurian
Is God bigger than Uncle Matt?
~Anderson
Is Lainey non-fiction?
~Laurian
At the mall, can we see Easter the Rabbit sometime?
~Anderson
Mommy: Laurian, your room is a mess. You need to clean it up.
Laurian: Remember the 4th commandment, Mommy. Keep the Sabbath Day.
~Laurian
Do I have to die on the cross? (Easter weekend)
~Anderson
Is it Nice Friday yet? (the day before Good Friday)
~Anderson
I wish every day was the Sabbath.
~Laurian
Sister, when I'm an adult, can I borrow your DS? (Nintendo DS)
~Anderson
I wish my butt would light up. (while outside looking for lightning bugs)
~Laurian
The rest of the day, can I watch Pink Panter? (8:25am)
~Anderson
I have a forehead and Dad has a thirty-six head.
~Anderson
I want a football cake for my next birthday and a key lime party when I turn 6!
~Anderson
I don't like church...and I don't like mashed potatoes.
~Anderson
Kids Quotes
Anderson just thought that he hates me...I know that. I read his mind.
~Laurian
I said sorry to the potty for peeing on it.
~Anderson
Anderson: She threw a snowball at me!
Laurian: That's what snowballs are all about, Anderson!
If you don't like me, God won't like you.
~Anderson
For my birthday, I want an American Girl doll and another real brother.
~Laurian
Sister, how can you do two things at a time?
~Anderson
Today you can't get me in trouble because it's President's Day.
~Laurian
Did Calvin (our dog) come out of your tummy?
~Anderson
My favorite part of a funeral is the gunshots.
~Laurian
Monsters are bigger than snowflakes.
~Anderson
Mommy: You're not being nice, Anderson.
Anderson: Yes, I'm being nice. I'm being nice to myself but not to Lainey.
Mom, God tells you to stop talking.
~Anderson
You're the awesomest thing ever, Lainey. No, just joking. God is the awesomest thing ever. But you're the best sister ever.
~Laurian
Mom, tonight are we going to Chapanese? (restaurant)
~Anderson
~Laurian
I said sorry to the potty for peeing on it.
~Anderson
Anderson: She threw a snowball at me!
Laurian: That's what snowballs are all about, Anderson!
If you don't like me, God won't like you.
~Anderson
For my birthday, I want an American Girl doll and another real brother.
~Laurian
Sister, how can you do two things at a time?
~Anderson
Today you can't get me in trouble because it's President's Day.
~Laurian
Did Calvin (our dog) come out of your tummy?
~Anderson
My favorite part of a funeral is the gunshots.
~Laurian
Monsters are bigger than snowflakes.
~Anderson
Mommy: You're not being nice, Anderson.
Anderson: Yes, I'm being nice. I'm being nice to myself but not to Lainey.
Mom, God tells you to stop talking.
~Anderson
You're the awesomest thing ever, Lainey. No, just joking. God is the awesomest thing ever. But you're the best sister ever.
~Laurian
Mom, tonight are we going to Chapanese? (restaurant)
~Anderson